It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He felt like a one man threesome
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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