I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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