He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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