i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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