Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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