I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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