Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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