There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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