There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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