Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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