Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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