Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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