he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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