oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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