i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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