You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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