Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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