If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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