you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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