Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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