so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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