yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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