Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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