People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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