I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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