She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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