wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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