yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If I had your ass I would rule the world
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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