Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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