you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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