i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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