yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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