so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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