Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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