I hope mine doesn't look like that
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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