My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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