Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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