I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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