Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize