some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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