so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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