Don't you send me to vm
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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