I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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