Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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