Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Someone shattered a urinal.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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