roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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