Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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