Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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