We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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