Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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