I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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